Humour | Help Yourself

Humor Helps...
You know it's time for professional help if you find yourself trying to cope with stress in these ways...

• Putting miniature marshmallows in your ears and humming loudly.
• Using your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
• When someone says "have a nice day", telling them you have other plans.
• Making a list of things to do that you have already done.
• Filling out your tax form using Roman numerals.
• Taping pictures of your boss on watermelons and launching them from high places.
• Leafing through "National Geographic" and drawing underwear on the natives.
• Tattooing "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
• Buying a subscription to a sleazy magazine and sending it to your boss's wife.
• Paying your electric bill in pennies.
• Driving to work in reverse.
• Reading the dictionary upside down and looking for secret messages.
• Starting a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
• Braiding the hairs in each nostril.
• Writing a short story using alphabet soup.
• Staring at people through the prongs of a fork and pretending they're in jail.
• Making up a language and asking people for directions in it.
• Billing your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
• Calling up everyone in your address book and when they answer, saying "I must have the wrong number" .
• Putting your toddler's clothes on backwards and sending him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.