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Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk"
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They have a tantrum at the supermarket which out-does a four year old
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The school principal has their number on speed-dial
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They have been in a very bad mood for 20 years!
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Their dog barks before you kick it
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Their cat is on Valium
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When you try to remember when they last had personality
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The number of jobs they're held in a year is greater than the months of the year
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They used to have a handle on life - but it broke
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They can't be a good example because they're such a horrible warning
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He / she stops to think and forgets to start again
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It IS as bad as they think, and you are out to get them
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They don't have their foot in their mouth - they just open their mouth to change feet
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Nescafe gives them industrial rates
